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Big DJ Jens

Official supplier of tomorrow's regrets.

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International Legend Local Problem Not A Man · A Movement Voted #1 By My Mom Banned In 4 Counties Diamond Encrusted Headphones 8.4B Streams · Disputed Big Energy · Big Mistakes International Legend Local Problem Not A Man · A Movement Voted #1 By My Mom Banned In 4 Counties Diamond Encrusted Headphones 8.4B Streams · Disputed Big Energy · Big Mistakes
I — Press / Whatever We Wrote Ourselves

"Big Energy.
Big Mistakes.
Big DJ Jens."

They said I couldn't mix. They said I rely too much on the airhorn button. They were right about both — but who's wearing the diamond-encrusted headphones? Exactly.

I pre-record my sets so I can focus on the art of throwing cake at strangers in the VIP section.
— Big DJ Jens, on himself

Setlist · Tonight · Dubai

  • The Big Anthem
  • Smooth Jazz Interlude
  • Tweaker Melder Deng
  • Have You Tried My Acid?
  • Apology To Promoter
  • Five Nights at Tweaker
"don't forget the airhorn"
New Single Out The Big Anthem 8.4B Streams* Full Volume · No Mercy Tweaker 2026 Trilogy Have You Tried My Acid? Demonetized On Soundcloud Releases Are Situations New Single Out The Big Anthem 8.4B Streams* Full Volume · No Mercy Tweaker 2026 Trilogy Have You Tried My Acid? Demonetized On Soundcloud Releases Are Situations
II — Discography / No Filler. No Brakes.

The Catalog.

Some artists release songs. Big DJ Jens releases situations.

"Freaks & Geeks"(Tweaker 2026)
1.4B4:08
"Five Nights at Tweaker"(Tweaker 2026)
892M3:32
"Tweaker Melder Deng"(Tweaker 2026)
618M3:33
Spotify 8.4B Streams* ↗ Apple Music Platinum* ↗ YouTube Music Verified Artist* ↗ SoundCloud Banned Permanently ✕
The "Local Problem" World Tour No Refunds Beg For Tickets VVIP · €10K Min Dress Code · Kevlar & Chrome Tickets Sold To Highest Tolerator Evicted From 12 Venues Full Volume · No Mercy The "Local Problem" World Tour No Refunds Beg For Tickets VVIP · €10K Min Dress Code · Kevlar & Chrome Tickets Sold To Highest Tolerator Evicted From 12 Venues Full Volume · No Mercy
III — World Tour 2026

You aren't on the list.

Tickets sold to the highest tolerator. No refunds. No mercy. No EQ adjustments.

Apr 302026
Vegas
The BasementVIP Section Only
Evicted
$5,000
TonightMay 20
Dubai
The Gold RoomDesigner Or Denied
Banned By Casino
$12,500Min · Cash Only
May 222026
Berlin
Autobahn UnderpassBring Ear Plugs — Not For Us
Critical
$880Min Cover
Jun 142026
Miami
Some Mansion BackyardFur Coats Recommended
Yacht Rental Pending
$25,000Table · 6 Guests
Jul 042026
Mega-Dome
Mega-Dome Arena(Parking Lot) · 4th of July Brawl
Active
$9,999Floor / GA
Aug ??2026
London
Unknown WarehouseGhost Producer Strike
Pending
TBD
Sep 022026
Local
Your Mom's HouseKitchen Island Setup
Confirmed
Your Soul
Bookings handled by management. Management is a cousin. Please be patient.
Lifestyle Tax Open Fund My Next Bad Decision Pre-Sweated Chain Out Of Stock On Purpose Jens-Fluid · Restocked Do Not Ask About The Fabric Ships When Jens Wakes Up Official Supplier Of Regrets Lifestyle Tax Open Fund My Next Bad Decision Pre-Sweated Chain Out Of Stock On Purpose Jens-Fluid · Restocked Do Not Ask About The Fabric Ships When Jens Wakes Up Official Supplier Of Regrets
IV — Shop / "Merch"

Lifestyle Tax.

Fund my next bad financial decision. Ships when Jens wakes up. Do not ask about the fabric.

XL Only T

The Apology Tee

Size: XL Only · Fits Like A Tarp.
$299 Buy Apology →
Out Of Stock ◯

Pre-Sweated Gold Chain

Sold To Myself To Boost Stats.
$5,000
Restocked ◇

Jens-Fluid (6-Pack)

*Contains Trace Amounts Of Silver.
$50 Drink It →
Limit 1 ◢◣

Chrome Blockers

Blocks Haters, Vision, And Common Sense.
$450 Shut Up & Buy
Official Statement (Unauthorized)

"I don't need headphones.
I have a manager who tells me
when to jump."

— Direct Quote (Unauthorised)